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TELL ME I"M BEST

by ℐ sherri

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1.
BAD SHIT 02:26
I do some bad shit so what its just how I show my love I like get buff and stay cut all over the yearbook that shits whats up i can't make this stuff up i got these lebrons today i don't feel bad that i always get my way with these kicks on the court ill win a milly games i ball harder than lebron could ever play i do some bad shit so what id eat some salad if it fucked me up raffi got some new stuff he says it really does and i just got allowance so imma burn it up i can't make this shit up why would i waste my time with dreams when i already see myself on people magazine tonight ill see myself on other people things i can take it all for granted because everything will be the same forever i do some bad shit s o what send me to the office like you think i give a fuck i walk down the hallway touching everybodys butts that's how ya boy is trying to get rubbed i do some bad shit so what white wine and lime lacroix in a cup Spending time getting hind quarters split up Now its your problem that i ever showed up I do some bad shit so what I do some bad shit so what I do some bad shit so what I do some bad shit so what I can’t make this shit up I can’t make this shit up I can’t make this ship up I cant make this shit up S’why you should give me your heart Make it real Or else forget
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!~ when he pull out that wallet !~ when when he pay for my drink !~ goddam i feel fancy !~ when i'm rolling at the roller rink !~ sugar costs so much money !~ but don't it make things sweet !~ i love to play dress up !~ with daddys right behind me forget abt what all those other people said i don’t want all this paper you can have it instead remember its the money bought my cali bed remember its this money got me in ur head I got a confession I got a confession money is my ble$$in and you are ble$$ed !~ when he turn on the seat warmers !~ when he say what i think !~ stay awhile in the parking lot !~ have some fun before we hit the beach !~ i gotta wear these uv glasses !~ money can be blinding !~ when I think of anything I need need need need !~ these daddys all that i can see I got a confession! I got a confession! my money is my blessing and u are ble$$ed
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ULTRABREEZE 03:49
set a record best style you know that record gonna be there for a lil while off the diving board toes pointed a hundred flip flops they aint leaving disappointed what we call that perfect its the little secret to all my success try my jello i hear its the best something bout how all them fruity flavors intermesh total cutie but i’m a daddy killer cut em open, guts spilling from the fissure oh your girlfriend? no you won’t miss her rubbing new spots in new ways that’s how you got them blisters Yeah these buns wanna see um they currently exhibiting at the ass museum my parties rule you could go if you ever got invited you would know. (nope). ultrabreeze… sunk down way down all the way to the bottom down floating on the floor now i can hold my breath for a little bit more. wow. and when i open up my eyes i can see but when i open up my eyes the chlorine kinda stings i gotta lotta pressure on me i gotta look good wet, fresh pool water on my jeans i gotta look good wet, gotta look good wet, drying off in the ultrabreezE… fuck. i’m a big fish. with some bis-niss calculating profits in the bill-yins call a meeting got yall filled in there’s a sign in sheet for everyone imma get with yeah this my crib come on over if you wanna get ripped stay if you wanna rub hips feel free to show yourself out baby just don’t be too loud and baby don’t be touching all of my shit you see these our dourves baby and the way they be arranged on this plate being crazy? I did it. u treat me good i treat u good that’s the golden rule i take u on a ride baby can’t wait till after school and that how u make an exit by the time we’re out the front door we already getting naked
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Meet me at the deli Second period lunch I got a lot to tell you Nothing will be the same anymore Because I know you hold a grudge like a piece of cake Grow up kikki eat that shit Okay Forgive my sins Beg my pardon I’ll try try to never do it again (uh uh) Imagine life without men Then we could always be best best best friends
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I BOUGHT A TICKLEMEELMO WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN GAVE IT ALL UP FOR THEM APPLEBOTTOM JEAMS SHIT WAS SO TIGHT IT WAS KINDA HARD TO BREATH SHIT WAS SO TIGHT IT WAS BURSTING AT THE SEEMS FUCK I LOOK GOOD I BOUGHT A CAR WITH NO WINDOWS IT DOESN'T GO FAST BUT I MADE IT TO MIAMI BEFORE I HEVER LOOKED BACK THEY SEAY THAT THESE ITHINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO LAST BUT MINE DIDN'T SO I PAINTED BLACK FUCK I LOOK GOOD I BOUGHT A HANDLE OF JUAREZ I DRANK THE WHOLE THING WOKE UP IN WALMART AND NOW I CAN'T SEE YOU SAID I WAS UGLY YOU HURT MY FEELINGS YOU SAID I'M JUST KIDDING YOU ARE REALLY PRETTY FUCK I LOOK GOOD FUKK I LOOKK GOOD
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I love it when your hair gets wet When it drips down your neck And how it finds its way down the rest of your body I said damn Girl i can’t believe its you The one i wanna make love to I wanna kiss you just for fun Like i could never get enough This time I’m not gonna mess it up I love it when you call my phone Especially when I’m feeling lonely I don’t wanna loose control But that’s exactly what happens when your fingertips touch me
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FLEXIBLE 03:34
I’m flexible I’m flexible 00 u know I’m flexible I’m flexible I’m flexible 00 u know im flexible I’m flexible I’m flexible 00 u know I’m flexible I’m flexible I’m flexible 00 u know I’m flexible first of all why you testing out the water second of all why you sipping on your drink third of all everyone done jumped in so why you sitting on the edge worried what we gonna think u beautiful u beautiful oo u know u beautiful u beautiful u beautiful oo u know u beautiful u beautiful u beautiful oo u know u beautiful u beautiful u beautiful oo u know u beautiful i got my ssstttreeeengggtthhhh i can twist my body so it feels oo just right i got plans for later, but i can re-arrange pencils have erasers so why cant we have tonight its physical its physical what we got is physical its physical its physical what we got is physical its physical its physical what we got is physical its physical its physical what we got is physical mmm mmm mmm when i look at you i cry thinking bout a future with the two of us is so nice i could care less what ur pop pi has to say cuz in my reflection, u r always by my side emotional emotional what we gots emotional emotional emotional what we gots emotional emotional emotional what we gots emotional emotional emotional what we gots emotional i won’t climb no mountains for you i’ll get a helicopter take me to the tippy top its faster that way (so much faster) with a shit load of energy left to treat you believe in me do what i do look at all these things I got you can have watev you want If you wanna touch your toes you just gotta stretch a lot ill show you this move i got i call it the astronaut I’m flexible I’m flexible who u know this flexible I’m flexible I’m flexible who u know this flexible I’m flexible I’m flexible who u know this flexible I’m flexible I’m flexible who u know this flexible Ok every body here’s how you do the astronaut Enter zero gravity Shake your body cavities Find another person who likes the same activities Try to push the limits of outer space mobility You’ll wake up thinking what the heck she did to me I’m flexible I’m flexible 00 u know I’m flexible I’m flexible I’m flexible 00 u know i’m flexible I’m flexible I’m flexible 00 u know I’m flexible I’m flexible I’m flexible 00 u know I’m flexible i’m comfortable i’m comfortable whatever makes you comfortable i’m comfortable i’m comfortable whatever makes you comfortable i’m comfortable i’m comfortable whatever makes you comfortable i’m comfortable i’m comfortable whatever makes you comfortable
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TRAMPOLINE 02:40
T T T R A M P O L I N E If i don’t see some bouncing that’s a problem for me Imma be your leader now so obviously y’all can get to calling me the b bouncing queen uh huh T T T R A M P O L I N E If i don’t see some bouncing that’s a problem for me Oh and stop tryna bounce so damn delicately Gah! You could come over and shake your ass with me T T T R A M P O L I N E If i don’t see some bouncing that’s a problem for me Imma be your leader now so obviously y’all can get to calling me the b bouncing queen uh huh T T T R A M P O L I N E If i don’t see some bouncing that’s a problem for me Oh and stop tryna bounce so damn delicately Gah! Come on over share my trampoline dreams Mountains on top mountains topped with strawberr whip cream Casually reporting the scene on live TV No one ever said they had a problem with me T T T R A M P O L I N E B B B O U N C I N N N G T T T I C K K L I N G G T T T O G E T H E R R E T T T R A M P O I L N E
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GATOR 05:37
Ok OK OK YOU SAID IT OK OK I DID IT I DID IT Ooh baby don’t Don’t you want that alligator I’m almost sorry i was so nice to you earlier I love everybody unless they don’t love the aligator Don’t you wanna apologize We can meet in a private place if you feel embarrassed when you apologize But lets be serious now, I need to Tell you that I like it when it’s HOT It’s even better when it’s SO HOT But I love it when It’s ICE COLD I like to see what hunnies GOT But mostly they just end up FORGOT Yes I want it when it’s ICE COLD I DID IT YOU SAID IT Have you ever heard alligators wrestle I’ll sing the bass line dYou scream the treble Have you ever heard alligators wrestle I’ll sing the bass line dYou scream the treble I never said it it was you Coming from the gator’s mouth I never said that we was cool It was comin from the gator’s mouth I never said it it was you Coming from the gator’s mouth I never said that we was cool We were grindin at the beach But it’s been a couple weeks Now i notice it aint ice cold At first i thought that you wer neat But listen girl here’s the thing I need to feel some ice inside my soul soda from a fountain lumpy like some mountains ice from a machine it might seem like they bouncing i get a sweater if i need it but i never really need it i like to get it so cold i can’t feel it when i’m bleeding Have you ever seen alligators wrestle Its like two bodies rolling round precious metals My mom is cold blooded my god is cold blooded You is hot and gotdamn my soul flooded Ice cream changes to sweet milk on the pavement Melt my heart then freeze it so you can save You are on the edge of the miami river And and and and I’m in it I’m in it U no this river it aint hot It aint even just a lil hot No baby it is ice cold U bet i like to swim a lot this currents faster than you thought ooooh baby im ICE COLD

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LISSEN, I KNOW I"VE SAID THINGS IN THE PAST THAT HAVE MADE ME SEEM TO BE< BUT THE TRUTH IS I"M NOT PERFECT. I NEED YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT EVERYTHING I DO HERE IS FOR YOU. THIS MUSIC IS FOR MY DEAR FRENDS WHO I LOVE AND NEED. I"M FRAGILE JUST LIKE YOU AND SOMETIMES WE NEED TO TURN OUR BRAINS OFF AND LISTEN AND DANCE AND FEEL WHAT IS REAL. NOTHENG REALLY LASTS FOREVER AND ALSO TOMORROW DOESN"T EVEN ACTUALLY EXIST SO PLEASE REMEMBER I"M HERE FOR YOU AND I MAKE THIS MUSIC FOR US TO BE TOGETHER TO. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING< TOGETHER I THINK THAT WE CAN BE PERFECT THAT"S WHY I"LL TELL YOU YOU"RE BEST IF YOU TELL ME I"M BEST>

LOVE, J

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released July 27, 2016

WRITTEN AND RECORDED BY J SHERRI IN MISSOULA MONTANA, KETCHIKAN ALASKA, WASHINGTON DC AND MIAMI FLORIDA 2015-2016

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